Nudist Colony
So today is Saturday.
And I am in class.
Yup.
From 8am – 4pm
I don’t have to tell you that days like today are long. But one thing that is nice is our breaks. We get a couple of them throughout the day. During these breaks I normally hang out with a good friend near the window. It is almost like we just enjoy seeing what everyone else is doing with their Saturday.
Today I noticed that there is this one house that we always seem to find ourselves in front of.
To be honest with you I don’t know why we like to stand in front of it…there could be a couple of reasons…
1. The view is great of Camelback Mountain.
2. There is something fun about looking over your neighbor’s wall. Do you know what I am talking about? It’s okay, you just don’t want to admit it. It’s so intriguing/creepy cause from our view we get to look over like 4 peoples wall, right into their backyards.
3. The pool. I think that everyone who sees this guys backyard would rather be sitting by the pool rather than being in class.
4. Apparently my good friend from class has never jumped off a diving board with a spring. So he daydreams about that.
So this guys house.
I really feel bad for him. All throughout the week he has all these seminary students looking into his backyard. That sounded really bad. I don’t want to sound like we just stand around and stare all day. But his backyard is hard to miss. No matter where you go you walk by this window that peers out over his backyard.
Rumor has it that when the seminary moved in this guy wasn’t to happy about all these people that could see into his yard. I mean who wouldn’t be pissed, right?
Well, today I was cynical.
I put myself in this guys shoe.
Before I tell you…what would you do? NOT What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), but rather, what would you do in this situation?
As I was standing by the window today, looking out into this guys backyard, I tried to place myself in his shoes…here is what I would do...
I was thinking that I would open my house up as a nudist colony. I would put together a group of people that would walk around my backyard nude. Maybe BBQ…Garden…who knows. But what I do know is that if I was that guy I would want as many nude people as possible in my backyard.
All day.
So maybe you are laughing.
Or maybe you are concerned about my salvation.
Either way though I bet the shades on the 4th floor (that is where the Seminary is) would permanently be shut and he would enjoy some privacy. Well, privacy from the 4th floor at least. There are three other floors though. :) So maybe I would just move.
heart.soul.mind.
kyle diroberts
And I am in class.
Yup.
From 8am – 4pm
I don’t have to tell you that days like today are long. But one thing that is nice is our breaks. We get a couple of them throughout the day. During these breaks I normally hang out with a good friend near the window. It is almost like we just enjoy seeing what everyone else is doing with their Saturday.
Today I noticed that there is this one house that we always seem to find ourselves in front of.
To be honest with you I don’t know why we like to stand in front of it…there could be a couple of reasons…
1. The view is great of Camelback Mountain.
2. There is something fun about looking over your neighbor’s wall. Do you know what I am talking about? It’s okay, you just don’t want to admit it. It’s so intriguing/creepy cause from our view we get to look over like 4 peoples wall, right into their backyards.
3. The pool. I think that everyone who sees this guys backyard would rather be sitting by the pool rather than being in class.
4. Apparently my good friend from class has never jumped off a diving board with a spring. So he daydreams about that.
So this guys house.
I really feel bad for him. All throughout the week he has all these seminary students looking into his backyard. That sounded really bad. I don’t want to sound like we just stand around and stare all day. But his backyard is hard to miss. No matter where you go you walk by this window that peers out over his backyard.
Rumor has it that when the seminary moved in this guy wasn’t to happy about all these people that could see into his yard. I mean who wouldn’t be pissed, right?
Well, today I was cynical.
I put myself in this guys shoe.
Before I tell you…what would you do? NOT What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), but rather, what would you do in this situation?
As I was standing by the window today, looking out into this guys backyard, I tried to place myself in his shoes…here is what I would do...
I was thinking that I would open my house up as a nudist colony. I would put together a group of people that would walk around my backyard nude. Maybe BBQ…Garden…who knows. But what I do know is that if I was that guy I would want as many nude people as possible in my backyard.
All day.
So maybe you are laughing.
Or maybe you are concerned about my salvation.
Either way though I bet the shades on the 4th floor (that is where the Seminary is) would permanently be shut and he would enjoy some privacy. Well, privacy from the 4th floor at least. There are three other floors though. :) So maybe I would just move.
heart.soul.mind.
kyle diroberts
posted by Kyle DiRoberts at 10:39 AM
3 Comments:
...if you've lost your salvation, you'll get it back in the week to come!
...with or without your clothes on
:-)
You're a goofball and that's why I like you as my friend. :)
Probably the most interesting story I will read all day today. Thanks for the smile :-)
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